Yankee Fans Booing Robinson Cano Cardboard Cut Outs On Jimmy Fallon Surprised When Cano Actually Pops Out

Puke all up in my mouth. Can’t tell who I hate more in this video. The ass clown Yankees fans or Robinson Cano just yuckin it up. I mean don’t get me wrong, any fan base would probably react this way when they get caught booing a person face to face. But there’s something extra douchey about a Yankees fan doing a complete 180 and flipping a switch and liking him again. Its like how their entire existence works. Just turn it on and off depending on who they deem to be a “real Yankee” and who’s “earned their Pinstripes” and all that other Yankee garbage rhetoric. When in reality their franchise basically buys their fans every year with a bunch of shiny new free agents. Its almost like the Yankees management has to bribe their fans to root for this team. The minute shit hits the fan or things don’t pan out its always fire this guy, trade that guy. Without a shiny new toy every year they’re ready to bail.

And then you got Robbie Cano. Just chuckling to himself and shaking hands with all these dickheads who blatantly hate on him behind his back. I mean yea, of course, he’s actually just being a good sport and he doesn’t give a fuck what those assholes think because he’s getting like 900 million dollars from the Mariners. Not like I expect him to punch all these dicks in the face or anything. But show me some spine, Robbie!. All these asshole fans have always been lucky enough to land the biggest, best, most expensive free agents and the moment they finally get out bid they turn on this guy and act like he’s stabbing them in the back or something. Really when you think about it, Robbie Cano and Yankees fans are exactly the same. Both just mercenaries for hire. The Mariners bought Robbie the same way Cashman and company buy their fans each year. I guess its a match made in heaven. No wonder its all hugs and smiles in this video.

PS – This guy was the best:

 

“ooooooh”